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• (804): View more from Virginia

  So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?

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• (949): View more from California

  Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just had my very first high conversation with mom

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  And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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• (347): View more from New York

  He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.

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