Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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