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(848): View more from New Jersey

I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

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(848): I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa http://tfl.nu/605l

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(860): View more from Connecticut

my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.

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(860): my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf. http://tfl.nu/4sug

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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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(609): He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone http://tfl.nu/qd6w

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(613): View more from Ontario

So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.

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(613): So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success. http://tfl.nu/o5kx

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(313): View more from Michigan

I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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(313): I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god. http://tfl.nu/nh0e

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.

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(612): I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick. http://tfl.nu/mxvd

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

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(614): Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is http://tfl.nu/l5nn

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.

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(+44): It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people. http://tfl.nu/mlxk

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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?

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(818): I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal? http://tfl.nu/2gme

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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?

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(620): would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him? http://tfl.nu/7gug

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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me

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(215): Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me http://tfl.nu/zwz8

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(316): View more from Kansas

You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.

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(316): You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form. http://tfl.nu/cz7h

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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.

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(+33): If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome. http://tfl.nu/f909

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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella

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(901): The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella http://tfl.nu/24ug

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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.

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(713): you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss. http://tfl.nu/b25s

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