i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES