do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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