walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
pop tarts are not kleenex
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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