The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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