what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it hurts more in the daytime
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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