New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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