don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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