Soap is not a condiment
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
