I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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