This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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