We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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