no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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