Porn is love you can see.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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