There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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