I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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