4 words: hood of his car
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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