and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.