Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldnâ€™t Be More Proud
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been