you guys were way drunker than both of me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS