Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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