have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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