People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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