Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
