Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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