I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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