If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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