how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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