it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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