It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My life is pants optional.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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