You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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