I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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