i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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