just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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