Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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