Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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