Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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