my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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