I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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