My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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