are you still at the devil's house?
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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