p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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