If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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