That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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