i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Randomize
