: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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