I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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