So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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