If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
