Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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