Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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