dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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