god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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