Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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